It's Saturday what can I do
 The rain is pouring I feel quite blue
 can't dig the garden or trim the trees
 it's not my thing in rain you see
 The family are all okay
 don't need me on this rainy day.
 one lot have family down to visit
 so what to do is a quandary 'innit
 the new baby's with her other gran
 her sisters to see a film's the plan
 my youngest is at work today
 so even she can't come out to play
 My son is helping his dad
 fitting a radiator poor lad
 and him my other half I mean
 well he's still not on the scene
 so all in all I suppose I must
 do the dishes,perhaps dust
 Or then I could in gentle repose
 Sit and create more silly prose.